I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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