omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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