so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize
