if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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