Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
vagina is talking i cant
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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