We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
third nipple confirmed
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
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