Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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