Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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