what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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