Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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