I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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