Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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