I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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