So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
