She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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