I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I wish i was in the wii world.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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