Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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