I'm jealous of your bromance
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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