Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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