Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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