white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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