they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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