i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
