ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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