Fuck appropriateness.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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