I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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