Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
We named our party play list daddy issues
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
