ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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