Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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