those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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