Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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