At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Rumble strips road head = magical
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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