he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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