someone owes me an orgasm
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
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