Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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