we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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