i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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