i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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