Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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