the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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