it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
