at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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