Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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