okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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