I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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