none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Randomize
