Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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