Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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