my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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