i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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